sexual frustration!!1111!!
If we were in a LoZ game, it would be rated AO because of what we would do after I saved you from Ganon.
If you’re not legal yet, just pull on my Master Sword and you will be in no time.
How about you come back to my place and I’ll show you my Longshot?
I want to plant my magic bean in your soft soil.
I’m going to pound your Volvagia with my Megaton Hammer.
Your body’s like a temple. Mind if I explore the boss chamber?

brittany-goro replied to your post: You must be King Dodongo because I totally want to explode inside your mouth.

one of my favs~

brittany are you a Biggoron because… you just forged my sword.